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Friday, 30 April 2010

You Are Officially A Parent When...

... you think the world is very noisy and everyone is conspiring to not let your baby sleep.

... you think that your baby pooping is actually an event worth celebrating.

... you think your baby not pooping is an issue serious enough to stop all your chores of the day.

... you have no problem staring down your baby's butt waiting for her to finish pooping.

... you wait for your baby to sleep when she's awake and wait for her to wake up when she's asleep.

... you start revising all your bedtime stories (although your baby is still an infant).

... suddenly you are mentally attaching PG and PG-13 labels to every program that comes on the television.

(I think that's enough for now. Will add more when something more comes up)

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